Archive for the 'Poop' Category

Far too much fruit

Sunday, October 9th, 2005

nuff said

On top form

Tuesday, July 26th, 2005

Josie was on top form this evening, telling me animatedly about her day, apparently spent popping balloons with her friends and then …

DON’T touch my potette

Monday, July 11th, 2005

No more tipping potties out seruptitiously under public benches – we have a potette! …

We won!!!

Wednesday, July 6th, 2005

I was crossing the Strand outside Pret having had a quiet sandwich with a friend when the Red Arrows rocketed overhead straight down Fleet Street towards Trafalgar Square …

Don’t let your children suck tea bags (and other important lessons)

Thursday, June 30th, 2005

It transpires that last night’s pony fixation and lack of sleep may have had more to do with the caffeine in used tea bags than with manic over-tiredness …

Always use a swim nappy

Monday, June 20th, 2005

It’s worth noting that feeding your child fruit snacks before letting them spend the afternoon swimming without a swim nappy on is not a recipe for a relaxing afternoon …

Paddling (hard)

Saturday, June 18th, 2005

Josie and I set out early to the market to get stuff from the fishmongers to barbeque. He had live crabs and lobster, which we had a good look at and picked up (but didn’t have the heart to take home and eat). We bought sea bass and prawns. This was probably my first mistake of the day …