Archive for the 'Ramblings' Category

I had an iPhone

Monday, June 15th, 2009

It was beautiful. I liked everything about it except that it wouldn’t make calls. Today I took it to the curiously named “Vodacare” to whose abyssal service system I have committed my delicate device. Will it come back to me, I wonder?

I drive a small car

Monday, May 4th, 2009

My car is cute. My car is satisfyingly, counter-culturally compact …

Farming worms

Tuesday, March 17th, 2009

… discretion being the better part of valour, MGW and I have planted a vege garden …

Lime season

Friday, March 13th, 2009

I like lime season. MGW reckons lime season is why I haven’t come down with the lurgy that’s doing the rounds. All that good ol’ natural vitamin C.
Actually, she maintains it has more to do with the way I dilute the freshly-squeezed lime juice. Gin, vodka, tequila-with-a-splash-of-cointreau … . She may be right.
Either way [...]

I’d feel guilty if I was just letting my kids watch telly, but I’m making them. It’s a whole other thing.

Tuesday, February 24th, 2009

It’s end-of-summer hayfever time …

These are those days

Friday, January 30th, 2009

Those days when life was better, the sun shone brighter and we had more fun.

Happy New Year!

Thursday, January 1st, 2009

We celebrated the arrival of 2009 …

Truly Montypythonesque

Monday, December 8th, 2008

Yes, indeed, 2008 - the Year of the Owl.
Here are some I stuffed earlier …

You know you’re getting old when …

Monday, September 29th, 2008

… suddenly, inexplicably (?), people start calling you “baba” (”father” in Zulu for those of you not local). “Hello baba, what can I do for you?” at reception; “Bye baba!” at the parking exits at Cavendish; “OK baba” when I don’t-want-to-buy-one-thank-you.
Oh dear. I saw a very nice vintage replica Vespa that I think I should [...]

These thick clustered rose petal days

Sunday, September 28th, 2008

that fall about us in a shower leaving a scent on the evening air that’s reminiscent of others. Tens of hundreds of thousands of others that were beautiful too. And each one we rush through and we wish gone and we wade through neck deep in delicate petals that we don’t see and rush through [...]