Wiggly boppom
February 2nd, 2006 at 7:52 pm by james“Mummy, Daddy’s got a wiggly bottom” (pronounced boppom)
“Has he?”
“Yes, have you got a wiggly bottom?”
“No I haven’t got a wiggly bottom Josie.”
“Daddy’s bottom is wiggly … it’s long … and wiggly like a caterpillar.”
Time to invest in an en suite.