http://www.adlards.com/2007/05/08/cheeky-monkey/ short but not small-minded Thu, 08 Jan 2009 18:36:17 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 http://www.adlards.com/2007/05/08/cheeky-monkey/#comment-13299 james Mon, 14 May 2007 11:47:33 +0000 http://www.adlards.com/?p=355#comment-13299 Hmmm. Yes, Ben, cologne might have been a good idea. It was a really busy week ... Hmmm. Yes, Ben, cologne might have been a good idea. It was a really busy week …

]]> http://www.adlards.com/2007/05/08/cheeky-monkey/#comment-13298 james Mon, 14 May 2007 11:46:41 +0000 http://www.adlards.com/?p=355#comment-13298 :) good to hear from you Steve. Love to the family. good to hear from you Steve. Love to the family.

]]> http://www.adlards.com/2007/05/08/cheeky-monkey/#comment-13271 Steve Daugird Mon, 14 May 2007 00:59:05 +0000 http://www.adlards.com/?p=355#comment-13271 I once was attacked by three apemen. They were chasing me so I borrowed a kids wooden scooter and broke it into two pieces, using the bottom half as a makeshift skateboard. I was getting away when they got in their car and chased me all around our town square. They were about to run me over when I jumped off my skateboard, let it go under the car, ran over their heads, and landed right on my board. They were so busy watching my shenanigans that they proceeded to run into a truck full of manure....Oh wait maybe that was Back to the Future. I once was attacked by three apemen. They were chasing me so I borrowed a kids wooden scooter and broke it into two pieces, using the bottom half as a makeshift skateboard. I was getting away when they got in their car and chased me all around our town square. They were about to run me over when I jumped off my skateboard, let it go under the car, ran over their heads, and landed right on my board. They were so busy watching my shenanigans that they proceeded to run into a truck full of manure….Oh wait maybe that was Back to the Future.

]]> http://www.adlards.com/2007/05/08/cheeky-monkey/#comment-13167 Ben Sat, 12 May 2007 15:04:18 +0000 http://www.adlards.com/?p=355#comment-13167 Must be your cologne - attracting the monkeys. Must be your cologne - attracting the monkeys.

]]> http://www.adlards.com/2007/05/08/cheeky-monkey/#comment-12954 gerry Thu, 10 May 2007 21:44:50 +0000 http://www.adlards.com/?p=355#comment-12954 Did I tell you about the time I found a gorilla in my cornflakes? Let me know and I'll respond accordingly. Did I tell you about the time I found a gorilla in my cornflakes? Let me know and I’ll respond accordingly.

]]> http://www.adlards.com/2007/05/08/cheeky-monkey/#comment-12927 james Thu, 10 May 2007 20:18:16 +0000 http://www.adlards.com/?p=355#comment-12927 Nah. If it had been a baboon I would have left the room and let him have as much sugar as he liked. I was on the phone that morning and a baboon looked around the edge of the balcony at me so I closed the sliding doors. He jumped down onto the flat roof below my room then, from standing, jumped onto the balustrade of my balcony - about four feet from me - and then straight on up to the balustrade of the balcony of the room on the floor above. Anything with that kind of explosive power and no sense of western morality can have the sugar from my coffee supply stand thingy. I don't take sugar. Nah. If it had been a baboon I would have left the room and let him have as much sugar as he liked. I was on the phone that morning and a baboon looked around the edge of the balcony at me so I closed the sliding doors. He jumped down onto the flat roof below my room then, from standing, jumped onto the balustrade of my balcony - about four feet from me - and then straight on up to the balustrade of the balcony of the room on the floor above. Anything with that kind of explosive power and no sense of western morality can have the sugar from my coffee supply stand thingy. I don’t take sugar.

]]> http://www.adlards.com/2007/05/08/cheeky-monkey/#comment-12885 Ben Thu, 10 May 2007 13:43:34 +0000 http://www.adlards.com/?p=355#comment-12885 I once discovered a baboon in the kitchen of a friends beach house at Rooi Els. Fortunately, being the man I am, I scared it out with my mere presence. Beat that vervet monkey man. I once discovered a baboon in the kitchen of a friends beach house at Rooi Els. Fortunately, being the man I am, I scared it out with my mere presence. Beat that vervet monkey man.

]]> http://www.adlards.com/2007/05/08/cheeky-monkey/#comment-12653 james Tue, 08 May 2007 15:03:54 +0000 http://www.adlards.com/?p=355#comment-12653 I've just nipped to the loo and come back to find a vervet monkey on the desk in front of my laptop stealing the little packets of sugar from the coffee supply stand thingy. Have closed the doors. Am watching for low-flying sugar-rush vervet. I’ve just nipped to the loo and come back to find a vervet monkey on the desk in front of my laptop stealing the little packets of sugar from the coffee supply stand thingy. Have closed the doors. Am watching for low-flying sugar-rush vervet.

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