http://www.adlards.com/2007/04/23/plane-leaves/ short but not small-minded Thu, 08 Jan 2009 12:15:24 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 http://www.adlards.com/2007/04/23/plane-leaves/#comment-11171 james Thu, 26 Apr 2007 19:40:12 +0000 http://www.adlards.com/?p=351#comment-11171 Absolute class Tim. I'm thinking along the lines of a bark-activated sprinkler system. Absolute class Tim. I’m thinking along the lines of a bark-activated sprinkler system.

]]> http://www.adlards.com/2007/04/23/plane-leaves/#comment-11145 Tim Thu, 26 Apr 2007 17:52:54 +0000 http://www.adlards.com/?p=351#comment-11145 I don't normally beat my dogs, but on being woken for the umpteenth time by their fence fighting with the neighbours dogs, I went out to murder them. I found a mop at the back door and decided to creep up on them so I could get in a few good shots before they ran away. Creeping through the undergrowth I suddenly started to wonder if they would think I was a burglar and attack me, but I shouldn't have worried, because they were warned of my presence by me (a) getting hooked in the head by a bougainvillia, stepping in a fresh dog poo (with a naked foot), and breaking the mop on the fence in my backswing (it was plastic). Dogs 1, Master 0. I don’t normally beat my dogs, but on being woken for the umpteenth time by their fence fighting with the neighbours dogs, I went out to murder them. I found a mop at the back door and decided to creep up on them so I could get in a few good shots before they ran away. Creeping through the undergrowth I suddenly started to wonder if they would think I was a burglar and attack me, but I shouldn’t have worried, because they were warned of my presence by me (a) getting hooked in the head by a bougainvillia, stepping in a fresh dog poo (with a naked foot), and breaking the mop on the fence in my backswing (it was plastic). Dogs 1, Master 0.

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